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Don't Fuck Up The Kitchen
Don't Fuck Up The Kitchen
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Don’t Fuck Up the Kitchen keeps things fresh—in more ways than one. Zesty lemon and bright citrus cut through yesterday’s chaos, while sage, rosemary, and eucalyptus bring an earthy, herbal calm. Clean, vibrant, and just the right amount of sass—it’s the candle your countertops deserve.
Scent Notes:
Top: Lemon, Dewy Cyclamen
Middle: Sage, Rosemary, Thyme, Bergamot
Base: Eucalyptus Leaf, White Musk
7.5 oz (212.62 g) of intentional luxury — poured with a sustainable coconut-apricot wax blend that burns cleaner and longer than traditional waxes. Finished with a crackling wooden wick for a cozy glow, each candle creates a beautiful experience that’s gentler on you and the environment.




